Spreading the word of our lord and savior, The OgreMagi The Word of Ogre

"And the people asked, Ogre, is there but one true God? And Ogre spoke, No, it's just as high as we can count" - Multiclesiastes, 45:16

"The crowd turned to Ogre, who was on Radiant, to listen to his words. "Where did that funny light come from" and the crowd knew what he spoke of. " Book of Ignitus 24:13

"The people turned to the Ogre , asking the simple questions "How many saviors are there oh lord? And they replied with a startled "Uh.... one?" -Book of Ignitus - 35:21

"When asked about the all powerful gods, Ogre responded with: Could never figure that guy out. Me neither." -Book of Mysteries 3:14

"When asked about fun activities, Ogre gave his word, 'Running's not as fun as hitting.' 'Not one bit fun." -Book of Mysteries 2:4

"While in the River Fag, which is still there to this day, a creep asked whether it was good to share the fruits of his labor, Ogre replied " That was so good, we had to do it again" the creep then went forth and did it again many times and shared the word of Ogre" Book of Ignitus 25:16

"When asked with lighting the path for the masses Ogre turned and said "You're a firestarter! You are!" and the people started their own fire" -Book of Ignitus - 7:13

"When on their pilgrimage, the people turned to Ogre and asked where they were headed and he turned and said 'Lets go North! No! South!' " - Multiclesiastes, 25:1

"After the people fled the wildfire that started, Ogre said "You should have put that out." and the people knew it to be true" - Final chapt of the book of ignitus

"In the year of 6.81, Ogre was asked many times on the topic of gratitude, many other heroes sought Ogres teaching "We didn't need... Shut up and say thank you" is what was said that day, thus the heroes hearts were softened and many thanks were given" Book of Ignitus 32:14

"When tasked with beginning the great pilgrimmage Ogre looked at the people and said What, it ain't started already? I thought it started." Book of Roshan 1:2

"And you will know my name is OgreJesus when I lay my Gading Gading upon thee" - Barathrum 25:36

"Jar'akhal sent word to Ogre in seeking his help with victory over his enemies, "We won!, No were on the other side". Jarakhal, so shocked was he knew that day that Dota is never won" 2nd Epistle to Tinker 3:45

"There was much searching through the lands for one to be the savior of the people. A man approached OgreJesus and it was said "Brother, where are you? Who's asking?" -Book of Danl 4:56

"After the final blows had landed and the seperate armies retreated OgreJesus stood in teh middle of the field and said 'Maybe now we can get out of each other's way.'" Book of Danl 2:12

"When the false prophet Dazzle lay at his feet, Ogre looked down upon him, smiled and said 'Dazzle, more like Duhzzle' - Book of Aggron 3:17

"When asked about the dangers of drinking, OgreJesus spoke: 'My bottle. My cork.' And the people realized that only they could control their own habits." book of Roshan 9:11

"When the people came to OgreJesus with complaints about the difficulties of life, he replied simply with 'You need to work on your skill. Like us. '" Book of Mysteries 3:21

"When OgreJesus stepped out to meet the enemy of his people he said "Damn. We're good." And the enemy wept for they knew it to be true" Book of Roshan 1:23

"When OgreJesus awoke and saw the masses gathering outside his hut he exclaimed: They picked me! No one ever picks me." Book of Mysteries 1:1

"When asked about the false prophet OgreJesus spoke softly: 'He didn't know everything. Nope.' and the people knew it to be true." Book of Danl 3:8

For OgreJesus did not give us a spirit of feed, but a spirit of Fireblast, of Ignite and of Bloodlust. Book of Chardd 1:1

"When the people failed to start the fire of life, and returned to their prophet in despair he looked with sadness and said: 'We gave you a head start!'" Book of Roshan 6:66

"When OgreJesus was laid to rest the people wept. On the third day he returned to the people, and again they wept. He said unto them 'Shame about the ogre. True dat.' And the people knew it to be a shame" Book of Mysteries 7:2

"Ogre said thus unto those in the jungle of dire, "Well whaddya know? Not Much". The crowd stopped and reflected upon this statement, then asked "If we know not much, how much do we know? Ogre assured the people "Pay attention next time, who me?". The gospel of Kaolin 4:18

"When the people threw down the false prophet OgreJesus came forth and said 'That's one in a row for you. And you.', letting the people feel joy for their triumph" Book of Danl 2:9

"OgreJesus, to the fallen prophet 'That had to hurt. I almost feel bad.' And the people did learn how to feel remorse" Book of Danl 2:10

"When the pilgrims pillaged the villages of their enemies the Ogre said unto them 'Split the loot!' and the people did learn to share" - Book of Roshan 3:8

"When the people took up the false prophet the Ogre did not despair, for he knew the heart of man was easily swayed. When the false prophet betrayed the people, they came to him and bemoaned him, but he said unto them: 'This is all your fault. You let this happen.' And the people knew this to be true." Book of Roshan 5:4

"On the final day of the Ogre he said unto the people: "Don't bury me next to him." And the people knew of whom he spoke, so they buried him far away from him" Book of Mysteries 9:99

"Ogre, who now have been traveling for three hundred and twenty two days, found a wanderer in the wilderness who said " Ha! Ogre, care to make a friendly wager?" Ogre said then "Hit the road, ow!" knowing temptation lead to throws." Epistle to Solo

"When the Ogre reached the Fountain he saw all that was good and safe in the world. He said unto him "Brother, you're back! Me too!" and they sat near the water and spoke. And it was good" Book of Mysteries 9:10

"The Ogre spent many years traveling the desert in search of thee truth. Another wanderer approached him and offered to share his meal with him. The Ogre said "Two is the loneliest number." And the wanderer continued on his way the wiser" Book of Mysteries 4:56

Remember these words and RNGesus will shine his glory upon you! May your multicasts be many and great